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So some mofo offed himself after his bitch dumped him. He even went as far as posting it on Facebook before he did it.

He jumped off a building cause he was being all emo and shit. So sad. Sad for the guy whose car he landed on. I sure hope his insurance pays him back for the damage.
Also, you might notice that there's 480 "Likes" on his status. I reckon his friends were all like "DUDE, YOU SHOULD LIKE TOTALLY OFF YOURSELF! THAT'D BE FUCKIN' AWESOME!". And then he did. Bet that's why it's so fuckin' awesome. I honestly can't justify why he'd wanna kill himself for a girl who clearly doesn't love him. I mean, going all Titanic and saving her from certain death is one thing but to off yourself and rid her with guilt and probably mentally scar her for life? You must be some high level nut to do that.
I have to say though. What kinda name is "Alviss"? Is it supposed to be a Chinese-efied "Elvis" or did you intend on naming yourself "Elvis" and misspelled it as "Alviss" and just stuck with it? Such a dumbass. He's the epitome of stupidity. If it were up to me, I'd put a picture of this guy in a pictorial dictionary for the word "dumbass", eg. "Alviss was such a dumbass for killing himself over his bitch."

He jumped off a building cause he was being all emo and shit. So sad. Sad for the guy whose car he landed on. I sure hope his insurance pays him back for the damage.
Also, you might notice that there's 480 "Likes" on his status. I reckon his friends were all like "DUDE, YOU SHOULD LIKE TOTALLY OFF YOURSELF! THAT'D BE FUCKIN' AWESOME!". And then he did. Bet that's why it's so fuckin' awesome. I honestly can't justify why he'd wanna kill himself for a girl who clearly doesn't love him. I mean, going all Titanic and saving her from certain death is one thing but to off yourself and rid her with guilt and probably mentally scar her for life? You must be some high level nut to do that.
I have to say though. What kinda name is "Alviss"? Is it supposed to be a Chinese-efied "Elvis" or did you intend on naming yourself "Elvis" and misspelled it as "Alviss" and just stuck with it? Such a dumbass. He's the epitome of stupidity. If it were up to me, I'd put a picture of this guy in a pictorial dictionary for the word "dumbass", eg. "Alviss was such a dumbass for killing himself over his bitch."
